REALITY BYTES

OMG! Big Brother 10. It’s arriving on the reality express in just a few short days! We have been waiting way too long for this Big Brother event to actually happen and now it’s in a holding pattern, waiting to land right on top of us!! OMG!! I just can’t stand it! I think my bladder is freaking out over the… too late.

Big Brother, season 10 is upon us. The cast members are actually coming through the gate right now… I think…yes, yes…. it’s some people smiling… and there’s Julie!… This must be the cast members coming toward us now…. Oh my God!…  A speeding service van just knocked over a homeland security dude, then pulled up through the gate… Oh no.. the cast members  are being sequestered!… Ohh… the humanity…. ohh…. what a cheap, dirty trick to pull on us all!”

Yes, Big Brother, season 10 is coming to a flat screen near you soon. Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Sundays. Thank you CBS, for feeding us our “reality”, summer addiction, with some real trash we can all take a large bite out of.

This season is “old school” Big Brother. Everyone is a stranger, to each other. This has not happened since season 3. The Big Brother house looks like crap. The bathroom is a giant outhouse and everything else in this house is “retro” from the 50s and 60s. If you are not familiar with outhouses, it is something that Jerry, the senior citizen of this group, probably is familiar with. (no offense there, Jerry).

Here is an interview with our newest, oldest cast member; Jerry. This man is the biggest Big Brother fan, hands down.

In all seriousness, we all know how Big Brother can get. I am concerned that Jerry survives this Big Brother ordeal. Some of the house guests can forget themselves and turn ugly within mere moments. Good luck, Jerry.

We have a real diverse group entering the Big Brother house for season 10. This is a good thing. Diversity helps people grow and expand themselves.

Keesha is a Hooter’s girl. She openly tells us, she will use sex as a weapon, on this season of Big Brother. Keesha will probably help a few of the cast member with growing and expanding, their minds?

Here is another video byte for all of you to try and figure out, who of these cast members will be on top of this Big Brother, season 10.

I, for one, am very excited over this group. If they start messing with Jerry too much though, this will really cause me to jump all over CBS and cancel Julie Chen’s eternal soul.

Ok, so we have a male body builder that likes to use women and doesn’t care too much about them. Hmm…. Then we have an openly gay cowboy, not to be messed with. There might be some possibilities here.

A women named “Libra” that was born in August. ….. I’m thinking…

Oh yeah, we have Ollie, a preacher’s son. Olllie is almost a virgin, who suddenly discovered sex, so the girls should be understanding, but on guard, with his heart.

Then there is Dan, “the man”! Dan is going to be as entertaining as a barrel of hungry monkeys.  Dan was going to move to another country, if Hillary was elected to be president of this country. Dan looks like the kind of guy, everyone can mess around with. I hope they don’t vote Dan out of the Big Brother house too soon. Dan could be a source of endless entertainment for everyone.

And then there are all of the others. I will try and cover them later. I am running out of blog space right about now. Big Brother, is a big job; but someone has to stand on point for this momentous occasion.

Well, everything looks in place, so far. We have a truly wild and crazy cast for the summer. Just don’t mess with Jerry! Hands off with this guy, or I swear to God, I will….)#**$*L.  And that’s not all I will do, damn it!

So, relax and ease back in your favorite spot on the couch and get ready to play, Big Brother!

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